Saturday, February 27, 2010

Since I Am So, So, Very Smart

I just wanted to make sure you all knew that you CANNOT. I repeat, CANNOT use a Target gift card to enter a military installation.

Not only that, but you won’t be able to use that Target gift card to drink beer at an awesome micro-brewery in the heart of downtown Colorado Springs.

How do I know this?

How do you think.

I bet the look on my face was PRICELESS when I pulled that fucking gift card out of my back pocket.

I blame my husband for putting it on top of my license. It certainly COULDN’T have been MY fault.

So, the next time you need to enter Fort Carson or you want to drink some beer with your dinner, please make sure you are paying attention and grab your state issued ID. Not your Target gift card.

I’m just sayin’.


Ally said...

Be happy someone even cards you. I'm an old fart now, nobody asks me for ID :(

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livintheblues said...

I agreed with Ally...Oh to be carded..:)

Unknown said...

It really wasn't a matter of being carded because I look young. Trust me. But most places here will make you have your ID on just to drink. Unless you look 90.

Ken Riches said...

At least you did not get mistaken for Target Dog :o)

Ann said...

I'll have to let my daughter know, her boyfriend is in the army and just in case she ever thinks about trying this she'll know it doesn't

Unknown said...

Very funny :)

There's a Target dog?

Storm, The Psychotic Housewife said...

LOL!! Geez, there went a great beer.

Alison said...

This made me giggle.

Wanna know kinda the oppostite of that?

I was only 4 months pregnant with my first son, and I went out to eat with MIL and husband. They asked me if I wanted a children's menu.... *sob* I am always told I look 16, I think I still do, but to look 12!!! 12!!! Ahhhhh!

Pam said...

I must have looked over the age of 40 for the past twenty years and I'm not even out of my thirties. I haven't been Id'd since I was sixteen. Bummer (I hate that word).

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