Monday, June 21, 2010

To The Flight Attendant Who Recoiled

in absolute horror when I walked near her with the bag full of barf:

  1. Fuck you.
  2. I wasn’t going to touch your ugly uniform with the motherfucking barf.
  3. I would have liked to after you acted like such a bitch.
  4. You are totally, undeniably UNprofessional.
  5. You suck.
  6. Get over it. I’m sure this isn’t the 1st nor last bag of barf you will ever see.
  7. I had to hold that shit for 25 minutes before I could get to the bathroom with it.
  8. Thanks for your help.
  9. Not really.
  10. Fuck you.

P.S. Not even my barf. Oh, the things we do for our kids.


Cashier said...

What a bitch. I would have pretending to trip just so a little bit could have spilled on her.

Ann said...

Lets hope that if she's ever in the same situation she gets the same reaction from someone else.

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Don E. Chute said...

The things you do for BARF!

What a b****

I have held it, worn it, done it, slept in it, dug it our of my shoes(not my barf).

The only thing is even when I hear about it, I throw up a little in my mouth.


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