Saturday 9

Welcome to Saturday: 9. What we've committed to our readers is that we will post 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post will have a theme, and at other times the questions will be totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We encourage you to visit other participants posts and leave a comment. Because we don't have any rules, it is your choice. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!

Saturday 9: Just One Look

1. How vein are you about how you look?

Way too much so.

2. When you were little what was your favorite TV show?

The Wonder Years, Doogie Howser, Life Goes On, Family Ties, Full House, Growing Pains, Highway to Heaven, Who’s the Boss, Unsolved Mysteries, ER. I'm sure there were a lot more. We watched a lot of TV once it got cool in the evening. We had our favorite shows every night of the week.

3. If someone was going to make a movie or TV show about your life, who would play you and why?

Sandra Bullock. I have a lot of the same mannerisms as her. When I was skinny, a lot of people thought I looked like her. I think her personality is a lot like mine.

4. Who is your favorite Major League Baseball team? How about your favorite player?

I would have to say the Brewers. Only because I’m from Wisconsin. I have no idea who actually plays on the team.

5. What is your favorite baseball-related movie?

Oh shit, what was that one with Tom Hanks?

6. What is one lesson you have learned in the past year?

That if I actually blog on a regular basis and say Fuck a lot, people will like me.

7. Tell us about one of your childhood memories.

Ummmm…..I’ve tried my damndest to repress my childhood.

8. How do you handle sticky situations? Do you have a method? If so, what is it?

I just have to be honest. It sucks balls and sometimes it’s really hard, but that’s all I can really do.

9. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Oh yeah. I’m fucked up and totally weird. They pretty much have to talk behind my back. And that’s okay because I talk about them behind their back too. Only I’m meaner and say fuck a lot.

I found this meme here. One of my favorite blogs.

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Yes, I realize this is actually Sunday. And I’m late. I can’t help it.

So just shut up and visit Sam and Melissa.

Yesterday It Was Over 70 Degrees.

Today it is snowing.

Motherfucker.

A Big, Gigantic Thank You To AT&T

I just have to give at&t tons and tons of kudos.

I have had my cell phone service through at&t for what seems like forever, but really it’s only been 5 years.

My contract expires in August and I was seriously thinking of finding a new provider. My phone sucks and I can get a better deal at a couple of other places.

The phone I have right now, which is just a plain old flip phone decided it was going to break. It still works, but the front cover piece keeps falling off exposing the guts of the phone. Who knows how long that shit is going to last?

Probably not long. That’s my guess.

I am not due for an upgrade on my phone till next month.

Tonight I called at&t’s customer service to see what they could do for me.

I was able to get a brand-spanking-new Motorola Karma for free. I was also able to get unlimited text messaging for just 5 bucks more than what I’m paying right now. I was only getting 200 text messages before.

Once again, thank you at&t. I appreciate you giving me a break.

P.S. This was not a paid post. I wish it were.

P.P.S. The picture was taken from att.com.

P.P.P.S. I’m sorry to disappoint. I didn’t use the word fuck once in this post. I know you all expect to find it here.

unWordless Wednesday

What a Leprechaun Trap looks like in my home.

My 7 year old was so excited he asked me to put a picture up on my blog. I thought it was a fitting picture for St. motherfucking Patrick’s Day. I’ll let you know if he catches anything.

And my daughter is acting like it’s going to be motherfucking Christmas.

I think I heard When we wake up it’s going to be Patrick’s Day!!! about 248 times this afternoon.

I’m afraid she is going to be sorely disappointed.

Dear Drivers,

If the motherfucking light is green you don’t have to motherfucking stop. Even better, you don’t even have to motherfucking slow down.

And I totally mean all this. I’m not even saying to try to trick you into getting your fucking ass run over because you’re so goddamn stupid.

Music Monday ~Cry Little Sister~ G Tom Mac – My Small Tribute To Corey Haim

I realize this video doesn’t show much of Corey Haim.

What the fuck?

Anyway, this is the theme song to The Lost Boys (just in case you didn’t know). This is my favorite movie that he acted in.

I Was Going To Ask

why the fuck it is Pi day and who comes up with this shit, but then I did a little research.

Turns out it’s Pi day because it is 3.14 (March 14).

But seriously, who has the time to come up with shit like this? There is even a website called Piday.org. Who takes the time and money to keep that site going?

I mean, really?

The site says “Pi is an irrational and transcendental number meaning it will continue infinitely without repeating.”

Why do we care about a number that is irrational and transcendental?

It wounds like there is not hope for that number.

Maybe we should worry about other numbers. Like 21 or 19 (my personal favs).

And for the record, I was hoping it was actually pie day.

Don’t we all love some pie?

I’m not exactly sure where the photo comes from, but I found it at this blog: A Slice of Life. She says she’s not sure where it originated, either.