Just A Hint

If you are in a restaurant and you see a 5 year old MADLY CAREENING toward the door,


you should probably NOT hold the door open for her.


Especially if her mom is across the restaurant screaming MADDY STOP! MADDY STOP! MADDY STOP!


And yes, I do realize it is my job to protect my children and keep them under control, but sometimes, oh just sometimes, little kids with ADHD do some crazy ass shit you're just not expecting.


And please know that I am under no illusions that she is truly and angel. *wink*