Sunday, April 12, 2009
If your 10 year old drops a bottle of fingernail polish in the fridge and it breaks (and you don't clean it all the way up), your ice will then totally taste like fingernail polish. But that's way better than garlic ice.
Hershey's Kisses and Nestle Crunch Eggs.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Take out my working car window switches, clean them, then put them back non-functioning.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Not only put onions on the burger I so nicely asked you not too, but cut the fuckers so small I can't actually pick them off.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Has drinking Diet Coke for the last 10 years made me stupider? I'm not sure if I even spelt that right.
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Do we really need a movie about guinea pig espionage?
I don't think we do.
I wash each and every dish twice. Totally insane.
Shut my mailbox. I leave it open for a reason jacktard.
He says he thought he told me. He didn't.