Thursday, April 30, 2009

April Top Droppers

Whatever Comes To My Mind

Thank you so very much. I appreciate the support! Hope to see you around in May.

Bartering For Good Behavior?

I just got done meeting with one of my therapists, for lack of a better word. I'm not exactly sure what I should call her, besides heaven sent. We spent a good part of the hour discussing my 10 year old's behavior. It is not pretty.

What I'm doing currently is not working. Obviously. So she suggested bartering for good behavior.

It would go something like this: He gets grounded for hitting his brother, but is then able to do chores (or whatever else we can think of) to get ungrounded earlier.

At first I was resistant to the idea. Very resistant. To me, that sounds like I'm making it okay to do the crime, because he can always be pardoned earlier. Towards the very end of the hour, I'm thinking, welllll it can't hurt to try it, really, can it?

On the way home it kind of hit me though. I mean, what the fuck? I have to actually barter with my 10 year old for good behavior? (Angela, if you are reading this, please don't be upset. I am not aiming any anger towards you. I appreciate all you do for us!). I mean, how bad have things really become, that I have to bribe...uhh....I mean barter with my son for him to not hit his brother, or to not throw a fit, or to do his homework, or to clean his room?

Please!! What do you do to help your kid with ADHD, and most likely ODD? I would love some tips here. Some constructive tips, please. I really don't need meaness. I need suggestions.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Promise

to have as much fun as humanly possible while cleaning out the garage. Really. I will.

Wordless Wednesday

Sunday, April 26, 2009

100 Posts

So, my last post just happened to be post number 100. And, of course, I brought it in unceremoniously talking about donuts. Really?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I Couldn't

go for a walk tonight due to wind and rain, so instead I ate some donuts.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Talking About Tattoos

with my 4 year old daughter.

Her: Mom, what's this?

Me: It's a tattoo.

Her: Is it paint?

Me: Nope, it's ink.

Her: Ink?

Me: Yes, and it will never come off.

Her: Wow!

Me: Wow?

Her: Wow! Didn't see that one coming!

Craving More

Cool Ranch Doritos, but only because it's after midnight and I have to fast for labs. Suck ass.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I Had The

right away and I still stopped for your unyielding ass. How am I the bitch, bitch?


why I thought it would be a good idea to buy Cool Ranch Doritos and make brownies on the same day.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


if he does dishes in the dark.

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

You Totally Made Me Feel

loved, because when you were staring at me with those big, brown puppy dog eyes, I told you to go lay down. Instead you knew that I really needed to be kept warm and jumped on top of me and laid your massive 85 furry pounds directly on top of me and wouldn't budge. Good girl, Goldie.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Feeling Guilty

for eating that entire Chipotle Burrito without taking a breath or even wiping the drips that made it down to my elbows. And the side of tortilla chips.

Music Monday

This song pretty much sums up my life right now. I'm on the verge of some life altering changes. I can't wait!! (But I'm a little scared too).

Sunday, April 19, 2009


about the faintly kind of poopy smell I'm smelling. I honestly do not want to find out what it is.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Sad Because

I had to ask you if you loved me. And although you didn't say no, you didn't say "yes."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


for shouting, "son of a whore!" while in the office at the school my kids go to.

Monday, April 13, 2009


Does it make my 10 year old feel good to be carried into school by his dad and the liason officer? Again.

Music Monday

Australians singing about touching themselves. It doesn't get any better than that.

Sunday, April 12, 2009


If your 10 year old drops a bottle of fingernail polish in the fridge and it breaks (and you don't clean it all the way up), your ice will then totally taste like fingernail polish. But that's way better than garlic ice.


Hershey's Kisses and Nestle Crunch Eggs.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

How To Provoke Me

Take out my working car window switches, clean them, then put them back non-functioning.

Friday, April 10, 2009

How To Provoke Me

Not only put onions on the burger I so nicely asked you not too, but cut the fuckers so small I can't actually pick them off.

Thursday, April 9, 2009


Has drinking Diet Coke for the last 10 years made me stupider? I'm not sure if I even spelt that right.

Queen of Blogs Award!!

Man that feels nice. :o) Thank you to Andrea over at MomWriterMe.

I would like to pass this award on to:

On The Verge

Pregnant With Cancer

Complete Unsubtle Irony

Anywhere But Here

Go Blog Yourself

Whacked in the Head

>What's even cooler about this award is you can choose between 3 different styles. Check them out here.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Do we really need a movie about guinea pig espionage?

I don't think we do.


I wash each and every dish twice. Totally insane.

How To Provoke Me

Shut my mailbox. I leave it open for a reason jacktard.


He says he thought he told me. He didn't.

He got into a minor accident yesterday. I found out when the insurance rep left a message at our home.

He got a ticket. He got a fine of over a hundred bucks.

He got points on his license.

He fucked our insurance rate with one fail swoop.

I am pissed.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Music Monday

One of my all-time favorite songs by an awesome band. RIP Brad.

Come join Music Monday and share your songs with us. One simple rule, leave ONLY the actual post link here. You can grab this code at LJL Please note these links are STRICTLY for Music Monday participants only. All others will be deleted without prejudice.

Vibrating Touch???

If you're ever up after 10 p.m. you've seen this commercial.

I completely loathe this commercial. I'm not sure if it's the chicken heads sitting there laughing every time they say something, or what. But really. I hate it.

At least it comes in this awesome little bag. Right.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

I Figured Out What I Was Doing Wrong At Bowling....

I was missing the pins.

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