Can I Please

sleep for a week? Just one. Is that too much to ask?

Music Monday ~Poker Face ~ Lady Gaga~

This song just sort of explains how I feel right now. Of course, not in the sense she means it. It has nothing to do with love and guys. I just feel like I am so sad on the inside, but I have to put up this amazing front so I don't let everyone else see it. I feel like there is just so much expected of me. There are so many things I have to do, but feel like I cannot get them all done. And then of course, really, I have it easier than most, so I feel guilty for having these feelings in the first place.

Enjoy the music.

Am I cute?

Her: Your face is all red and sunburnt.

Me: Yours is red too.

Her: No, mine is cute.

Did she just say I'm not cute?

Gift?

Him: I found a XBox 360 at work today.

Me: Does it work?

Him: I don't know.

Me: I really hope it does, that way it can be your Father's Day present.....

Wordless Wednesday ~ Roots

We went to Helen Hunt Falls this past weekend. It's in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I took hundreds of pictures, but this is one of my favorites.

I think the amount of wash off is absolutely amazing.

Blogalicious?

No, not really. I'm just not feelin' the love right now.

Do you ever get like that?

What's your excuse?

I just feel really down right now. I think it has something to do with my 3 kids being out of school for the summer.

I think they invented school just so parents wouldn't go completely crazy, lol!!

I can't think of much new to blog about right now. In the past I've had lots of ideas and I've written them all down. I try to go back through what I already have written down, but none of it seems relevant right now.

I'm sure someone will piss me off soon and I'll have more witty and sarcastic posts.

Calgon?....Bon-Bon?.....Anyone?....

That's it. I have nothing else to give right now.

What I Got by Sublime ~ Music Monday

Okay, a little late in the day...but hey...wouldn't be me if it weren't late.

This is by one of my all-time favorite bands, Sublime. I LOVEEE them. I love the message behing this song. This isn't my favorite video for this song, but it's what I could find.

Let's all sing along now....

Wordless Wednesday

This one is an oldy. About 3 or 4 years old I think? But I think it's funny. My kids are so grubby and those glasses are absolutely hilarious.

My Eyes Are Dry

Me: Let's do it.

Him: My eyes are too dry.

Me: Really?

True Story. And yes, I realize it make no sense what-so-ever.

So, I want to hear yours... What's the stupidest thing someone has said while turning you down? 

Spill it.

Just Over 3 Hours

into summer vacation and I already want to run far, far away. Far. Far. Away. Far.

If My Order

comes to $5.37 (five dollars and thirty-seven cents) and I hand you a twenty (20) dollar bill and thirty-seven (37) cents, you owe me more than two (2) five (5) dollar bills. No matter how hard you argue with me. Motherfucker.

Get a fucking calculator.

P.S. I put the numbers in parenthesis just in case you can't follow along.

I Ate

seven (7) hotdogs yesterday. With bun, slice of cheese, and ketchup.

Not all at one time, mind you. But still. 7 frickin' hotdogs.

Music Monday ~ Love Hurts ~ Nazareth

I love this song, but the video makes me laugh hysterically.