Please excuse my overwhelming use of the word fuck. I can't help it.
Me: Let's do it.
I was right there and she said, "I have Herpes". Good enough for me, rolled over, slept, left the next day and never came back. I don't think she really did,lol.
I think I'll stick with dry eyes, thank you very much!! That's too funny!
I honestly never heard that one, but I know I can't top it, so I won't try.
I'm usually the one making the stupid excuse. Keeping dry eyes on the back burner. Thanks for the suggestion! =)
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