Monday, June 1, 2009

If My Order

comes to $5.37 (five dollars and thirty-seven cents) and I hand you a twenty (20) dollar bill and thirty-seven (37) cents, you owe me more than two (2) five (5) dollar bills. No matter how hard you argue with me. Motherfucker.


Get a fucking calculator.

P.S. I put the numbers in parenthesis just in case you can't follow along.

4 comments:

Carl said...

Were you at Micky Dee's? Did you give them the 37 cents after they closed the register? The 37 cents just totally threw them off, and they burst into tears??? You are so cruel sometimes...

Mrs. Marine said...

Some people should not be allowed to work around money...

Shelly said...

I have a problem with stupid people and those that lack common sense. Better it was you than me.

~Billie~ said...

LOL! I am a BITCH to people who can't correctly count back my change. It's simple math! I had one lady counting back my change once and she said, "A nickle is 5 cents and a dime is 10.... so that would be 15, right?" Do you seriously have to ask!?! LOL!

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