Monday, April 26, 2010

Music Monday ~Waiting For My Ruca~ Sublime

Guess who’s going to the Sublime concert tonight….

That’s right…


I am so excited. This is an opportunity I thought I’d never have.

I’m sad that they have a new lead singer, but I guess that was unevitable.

From what I see on YouTube, Rome does an awesome job being the lead. He has some pretty motherfucking HUGE shoes to fill.

This is one of my most FAVORITE songs they sing.

My favorite part is when he sings, “Ramona, please step back..BOP! BOP!”

I’m weird. I know. I can’t help it. It’s why you love me.

I’m pretty fucking tired…had my sleepy time pills…so sorry such a shitty post.

I love you guys!!

Songwriters: Gaugh, F; Wilson, E; Nowell, Bradley James

Waiting for my Ruca

"punk rock changed our lives."
(dog barking)
good boy, good boy, good boy
on the east side
that's where i met
my ramona
i wanna go to a party
that's what she said
that's what i've been
here's my telephone number call me
and to a party a house party
whole loop-a people just rally 'round me
and love
she send a message of love
she said
i love up the way you move
i love the way you rap
bo bo!
ramona please step back
now she's my ruca
i'm barely waiting for my heina
she moved from long beach down to l.a.
right now she's selling oranges by the freeway
i wanna know
ramona am i the only one, tell me
and she said
you're not the only one but you're the best bradley
bo bo!
and now i'm waiting for my ruca
and i barely pulled up with my heina
i know tonight i'll be behind her
don't fuck around with my heina

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Me: Did I Tell You Rob Thomas Tweeted

the word Fuck to me?

Her: Wasn’t that your boyfriend in 7th grade?

Me: …..

(Ohhhhh, I could only wish. I could only wish…)

unWordless Wednesday

Easter2010 079

When my husband saw this whatchamacallit of Fire Sauce at Taco Bell, he knew it was made for me.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Motherfucking Em

I would to start of by saying Em scared me. I always get nervous when I see a new person commenting on my blog.

I realize my blog isn’t for everyone, but I still don’t like people who say mean shit.

It just ain’t right.

My cheekbone still hurts from when I hit that fucker with my car door.

Sorry folks, no bruising.

I am just as disappointed as all you jackass shit fucks out there who were hoping for a bruise.

I really wanted to get a picture of that shit and post it for you.

Ask my husband. I must have looked in the mirror 692 times, at least. And I asked him if there was a bruise like a million times.

He just kept rolling his eyes, telling me that I couldn’t will a bruise to come out of my face.

He was right.

I’m really just kidding when I call you all a bunch of jackass shit fucks.

I really love you. Really. I’m just trying to get those fucks in wherever I can.

That seemed like good a place as any.

I'm tired, and that last sentence may not make sense to everyone.

But fuck it. That’s really how I talk.

Another funny for all my beautiful stalkers.

A day or two after I hit my cheekbone on the motherfucking car door, I was leaning in to buckle my daughtry up.

And smacked the shit out of my forehead. Leaned right in to that one like a total asshole.

Once again, I hate to disappoint ya’ll, but no bruises.

Just #PAIN!!

Oh the #PAIN!!

Wanking Bollocks.

Whatever the fuck that means.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Music Monday ~Don’t Stop Believing~ Journey

I’d like to dedicate this song to Robin, or footy and his mum Jane, or waxy, as I like to call her.

This song is by special request by footy for both him and his mum.

Jane, I sure hope you’re feeling better. We sure miss you when you’re not online. Take care and get well. We’ll be patiently waiting for you.

I would also like to apologize to some for not using the f word. I promised I wouldn’t use it on just the ONE post.

It’s hard to write and not say THAT word, which is my most favorite of words.

I think I’m going to break into a sweat.

Guess I’ll have to write tomorrow so I can get all those pent up f words out.


Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Don’t Have A Picture

for unWorldless Wednesday today.

I only have some words of wisdom.

If you drop something before you get in your care, please, PLEASE do not try to pick up said object while you are opening your car door.

You will hit your face really fucking hard on the corner of your car door.

And it will fucking hurt.


Related Posts with Thumbnails
blog template by