Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Please don't think I won't report your ass if you call me before 8 a.m. I so will.
Monday, May 25, 2009
like cancer, making everything I touch bad and ugly.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The mixing of the gallons of milk.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Let your dog shit on my grass.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Allow me to use your site to promote my blog for 4 fucking days...all the while advertising your shit on MY blog.....
Monday, May 18, 2009
Good for them. I hope they do wonderful, excel, and in the end just have a whole shitload of fun.
Okay. You gotta love this song. First, it was on the ending of Cruel Intentions. I swear that was one of the best endings to a movie in the history of movies. I don't know what's second or third. I just love this song.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
My 4 year old had a field trip to the zoo with her pre-school class today. I was only embarrassed to be a mom once or twice.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
"hubby" bother anyone else? It makes my skin crawl. Not sure why.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Call me 15 (motherfucking) times a day. If I wanted to talk to you, I would have answered the 1st time.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
to being a productive member of society. I just made an appointment with an Admissions Counselor for tomorrow. And it's for the University here. University! To be a Regisered Nurse.
Monday, May 4, 2009
I woke up sick today. It's either 1 of 2 things:
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Me: I have 14 followers now.
I promised myself that I wouldn't buy any more brownie mix (even if it was on sale).
Friday, May 1, 2009
Me: My new blog post is about things I love. I put up a picture of ear plugs.