My 4 year old had a field trip to the zoo with her pre-school class today. I was only embarrassed to be a mom once or twice.
The first was when she climbed up on a rock with 3 other kids from her class.
One of the moms went to take a picture. I think one of the other moms said, "Say cheese!!"
My daughter started yelling:
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Everyone laughed their asses off. (except me. I was scared she would add something after the jesus).
Another mom:(I think jokingly?) What kind of a mom are you?
What could I say? Nothing but, I am a bad mom. I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a bad mom. It is what it is."
And really all I could think was please don't say anything after the jesus, please don't say anything after the jesus, please don't say anything after the jesus.....Get off the jesus goddamn motherfucking rock. Please.
8 comments:
I can soooo relate! My lil one has been saying that alot lately... but with something on the end. I'm trying so hard to watch what comes out my mouth in her presence... but it's hard.
~A Lil Enchanted~
And we shall all praise little Maddy. Good job!
hahahaha seriously funny! I love it!
maybe she was just starting a sermon up on that rock? lol :D
I can think of a lot worse things to say that "Jesus" lol. What a sweetie.
So she left it at Jesus, that girl should get a cookie! I know what my kids have heard me say from time to time and there would definitely been a full sentence used. Small victory!
Hee hee hee. Love it.
So funny!! :D
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