Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Don’t Have A Picture

for unWorldless Wednesday today.

I only have some words of wisdom.

If you drop something before you get in your care, please, PLEASE do not try to pick up said object while you are opening your car door.

You will hit your face really fucking hard on the corner of your car door.

And it will fucking hurt.

Fuck.

16 comments:

Melissa Mashburn said...

You should have taken a picture of your hurt face.

Jerry said...

LOL, that is really great. I could have used that a couple weeks ago.

Heather said...

ha ha ha ha ha, brilliant! sorry, not laughing at your pain... *snigger*

Alison said...

Ouchie! I should be glad I am short and we have a van.. though knowing me I would get the bottom corner of the door.

I hope your face is feeling better!

Powdered Toast Man said...

great advice. I will add that to my notebook of advice from random people that I talk to online.

Lori said...

Fuck.

Lin said...

Lori took my comment.

Meg said...

Hahaha. I'm sorry. I can't help but laugh. But I'm allowed to laugh because I've done it before myself.

EmcogNEATO! said...

Not to be insensitive, but did it bruise? :D

Ann said...

OUCH, I'll take your word for it that it hurts and won't try it myself.

Steph said...

OUCH!

Jen said...

I broke my nose that way. It really does fucking hurt.

Cashier said...

Ouch, I've done that.

Ally said...

Aww, you poor thing. I miss you. I miss our shout outs on Twitter at odd hours and FBing. Just stopping by to say hi! Hope your head is better today!

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ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Ouch! Hey, it's been two weeks since your last post!

Enguardia.Strawberry said...

OWWWWW!!! *ice for your face* (goes and giggles her ass off in a corner somewhere)

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