Tuesday, March 30, 2010

What Pisses Me Off

When pedestrians mosey across the motherfucking parking lot or the motherfucking road as slow as they motherfucking can.

Pretending like you don’t see me.

I know damn well you can see me.

You’re lucky I don’t give you a “push.”

Fuck.

18 comments:

EmcogNEATO! said...

There's a point system for this sort of thing. The harder the target is to hit, the more points you get. But in this case, maybe the point system should be based on the level of asshole of the pedestrian. :)

Alison said...

I would just run them over.

Maybe it's a good thing that I don't drive.

Meg said...

The pretending they can't see you is definitely the best part. "Wait? Where am I? Ohhh... the middle of the mother effing street!"

livintheblues said...

>>>OH GOD YES!!!!!

Ann said...

I really hate that. What's even worse around here is the young kids who will look right at you and then walk right out in front of you.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I couldn't have said that better myself. Well done.

Jerry said...

Makes you want to drive up on the sidewalk doing about 5 miles an hour. Just to piss them off.

Pamela said...

Ugh! I hate that too. I also hate it when people walk directly in the middle in the parking lot. The other day I was trying to park at a restaurant and this guy was saying goodbye to someone from his car, she was standing outside the car. I lapped around once more to give them a chance to wrap it up (usually I'll park far and walk but it was raining and I had all my kids with me) and when I got back they were in the middle of the road still saying goodbye. What did I do? Lay on my horn of course!

Cashier said...

Haha I totally agree. I get so fucking sick and tired of people driving. No wonder there is so much road rage in the world! It's those slow motherfucking drivers!

Melissa Mashburn said...

I am one of those pedestrians who go slow in the cross walk. Because I know it is against the law for cars to be in motion when people are in the cross walk. I go slow on purpose just to piss of the people in the cars so that I can have an excuse to give them double birds. You heard me I said double birds, and maybe even the stink eye!!!!

Murr Brewster said...

You know, driving a car makes people cranky.

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Jen said...

I like the idea of a little "push", it seems with the warm weather they are moving even slower. Bastards!

Powdered Toast Man said...

I HATE ALL PEDESTRIANS!! especially when crossing the street and especially if its at night.

hello, I can't see you at night!

Enguardia.Strawberry said...

I am a pedestrian by nature, but I completely agree with this. I saw some kids yesterday moseying across the street while a car had to slow down for them, I felt like throwing my purse at them, the little motherless teenage brats!

Ally said...

Oh how annoying! When I lived in NYC I hated pedestrian traffic. Ha ha! But really, it's so dangerous and I agree, we have that here in my town too.

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Pam said...

Oh for shit's sake please tell me you haven't dropped off the face fo the earth! Write something, anything....Please? Ok I'll shut the fuck up now.

Sheila Sultani said...

OMG - you know you have terrible car manners when your 5 year old daughter sees someone crossing the road in front of you and says "hit a black, when a prize" - I DID NOT just say that - (I sear I'm not prejudice)

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