If the motherfucking light is green you don’t have to motherfucking stop. Even better, you don’t even have to motherfucking slow down.
And I totally mean all this. I’m not even saying to try to trick you into getting your fucking ass run over because you’re so goddamn stupid.
16 comments:
Amen!
Hallelujah!
stop yelling at me!!! ;)
ha ha ha! Hell yes!
And green means GO! Like when it's red than turns green you can go. I hear "It's not getting any greener" alot from my husband.
Hell yeah!! People are such a pain in the ass when they drive.
No one knows how to drive in the rain either. They either drive 80 or 20 mph!!
Hell yeah, you couldn't have said it better! Amazing how many people leave their brains at home!
Thank you. Could you please add that if an ambulance or fire truck is MOVING in the opposite lane, unobstructed, you do NOT have to pull to the right? I want to rear-end all those mofos.
You are hilarious!
My ex was in an accident once - in the middle of an intersection when the light was green. Irrationally, he had a fear of intersections after that and it used to DRIVE ME FUCKIN' INSANE when he would slow down for a green light.
I feel your pain.
Fuck me, I love you.
I just realized how that said. It was more of a "fuck me" (like a holy shit) as opposed to an actual offering of fucking because I no longer dabble in that area. College is long over.
I don't know what's in the air but people have been asshole drivers lately. I'm tired of going 20 mph everywhere! Then I get stopped at every light while those slow shitheads coast through.
Which then puts me in a crappy mood and I take it out on customers. :-D
You can totally fuck me. :D
I adore your anger! Very cool! I'm the same way!
Hmmm having a bad day are we?? :D
do I detect a note of road rage?...lol
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