100ish Things About Me

If you care. And I may have repeated myself. I’m not about to proof read, so proceed at your own caution.

1. I hate it when my ice cubes stick together in my glass.
2. I only use the tops of my first three toes on the accelerator.
3. Don’t worry, I use my whole foot for the brake.
4. I LOVE to sing.
5. Unfortunately, I can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
6. Even if you helped me carry it.
7. I would totally do Sandra Bullock.
8. Rob Thomas said Fuck.
9. To me.
10. I am going to school to be a Registered Nurse.
11. Don’t worry, I won’t say fuck to all of my patients.
12. Just the ones that piss me off.
13. I love the beach.
14. The real beach, not a lake.
15. But I live next to a mountain.
16. I love gyros.
17. I could eat them every day.
18. And that is pronounced like “Euro” not like gyro(scope).
19. It really bothers me when people don’t pronounce gyro correctly.
20. I love math.
21. Especially algebra.
22. I love ice cream even more than gyros.
23. If I could live off of ice cream for the rest of my life…I would.
24. I love to tell people to Shut Up.
25. I get pissed off if people tell me to Shut Up.
26. I am a reality TV junkie.
27. Seriously. I’m totally hooked on the shit.
28. I love to read.
29. Especially in the bath room.
30. I love the word Fuck.
31. Almost as much as I LOVE my new camera.
32. I hate to use the phone.
33. But people insist on calling me anyway.
34. I love dogs.
35. I have 3 of them.
36. Two are yellow Labrador Retrievers.
37. One is a black Lab mix.
38. I am a night owl.
39. It’s very hard for me to fall asleep at night.
40. But I could sleep all day if people would let me.
41. My favorite sports team in the word is the Packers
42. Because I grew up in Weescansin.
43. Yes, I’m a Cheese Head.
44. And I really LOVE cheese.
45. Almost any cheese.
46. Except Blue cheese.
47. I don’t like that cheese for sure.
48. I talk like a Yankee
49. Even though I’ve lived in Colorado for the last 12 years.
50. People still make fun of me for that.
51. Still.
52. I’m 28 for the 5th year in a row.
53. That means I’m 32 for those of you who are mathematically challenged.
54. I think farts are funny.
55. I play the violin.
56. Well, I would if I had one.
57. I love bowling.
58. I’ve done it since 4th grade.
59. Did I mention Rob Thomas said Fuck?
60. To me?
61. I thought it would be easy to think of 100 things.
62. It’s not.
63. Even though I’ve been working on this shit for DAYYYS…
64. I hate cats.
65. I try to like them.
66. But I just can’t.
67. Plus I’m allergic to the little fuckers.
68. I would love to run a marathon.
69. It looks more and more unlikely that I will accomplish that goal.
70. I have 3 kids.
71. I do not like skinny carrots.
72. Sadly, that is not a euphemism.
73. My mom says I’m the meanest person she knows.
74. I drive a Corolla.
75. My favorite band is Matchbox Twenty.
76. And Sublime.
77. Do they even call them bands anymore?
78. I had Lasik done about 5 months ago.
79. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
80. I had one farsighted eye.
81. And one nearsighted.
82. Yes, I am completely fucked up.
83. I can’t help it.
84. I love to walk.
85. I love to sing in the car.
86. Loud.
87. I’m sure you would laugh at me if you saw me.
88. Ask my kids….
89. I love to sleep.
90. I love to wear tank tops.
91. I wouldn’t wear shoes.
92. But society makes me.
93. I pee in the shower.
94. Julie says this is okay.
95. This post took me over a month to write.
96. It’s hard to think of shit you might be interested in reading about me.
97. I’m sure you’re not interested in 99.9% of what I wrote.
98. I love my readers.
99. You make me laugh.
100. It’s exactly what I need.