Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I Just Spent Forty Minutes Trying To Poop

9give or take – Surprisingly, I didn’t time it or anything).

And I was highly unsuccessful.

Sometimes life is so unfair.

Once a dear friend gave this advice: “It should never take longer than 5 minutes to drop your load. If you take more than 5 minutes, it’s entirely too long. You need to wait until you KNOW you can complete your task in that amount of time.”

Is that even POSSIBLE??

On a lighter note, I’m going to have a Scentsy party. So if your house stinks (presumably you shit, even though obviously I don’t) hit me up and I can give you the link to place an order.

No pretty pictures today. I had to get a new computer and haven’t transferred any of my pictures over or taken any new ones for a while.


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