My 4 year old had a field trip to the zoo with her pre-school class today. I was only embarrassed to be a mom once or twice.
The first was when she climbed up on a rock with 3 other kids from her class.
One of the moms went to take a picture. I think one of the other moms said, "Say cheese!!"
My daughter started yelling:
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Everyone laughed their asses off. (except me. I was scared she would add something after the jesus).
Another mom:(I think jokingly?) What kind of a mom are you?
What could I say? Nothing but, I am a bad mom. I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a bad mom. It is what it is."
And really all I could think was please don't say anything after the jesus, please don't say anything after the jesus, please don't say anything after the jesus.....Get off the jesus goddamn motherfucking rock. Please.

Yep. Here's my Maddy. On the rock. Not sure what she's yelling at this point...