Thursday, February 25, 2010

I Totally Had An Entirely Different

saladdressing post for today.

But I just went into my bathroom and noticed salad dressing. On my forehead.

Yes. Salad. Dressing. On. My. Forehead.

Which means that I spent an entire hour with my therapist. With. Salad. Dressing. On. My. Forehead.

As if she didn’t think I was screwed up enough.

I’m sure the salad dressing screamed nothing but Yeah, you thought she was crazy. But REALLY she is a total motherfucking nut job. Not just a little crazy like you thought before.

A totally INSANE, CRACKED, BATS IN THE BELFRY, LUNATIC, FUCKED UP WHACK-JOB WITH MORE THAN TWO BEERS SHORT OF HER GODDAMNED SIX PACK.

I mean, who walks around with RED salad dressing on their forehead. Without knowing it.

Now, where did I put the rest of that beer? And can someone find me a motherfucking washcloth?

Photo from Wish-bone.com

13 comments:

Ann said...

ROFLMAO, I'm not laughing AT you I'm laughing WITH you. That is of course if you're laughing. If you aren't then I guess I am laughing at you.

livintheblues said...

:) I have walked around with all kinds of food stains on my shirt..but never on my forehead..wait a minute I might have but didn't notice..:)) pass the beer please

Willa said...

I know Ash Wednesday was a week ago, but I'm just saying,they are using salad dressing now? lol! (j/k)

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Six pack? Talk to me when you are a few short of a twelve pack and we might have something to discuss :o)

EmcogNEATO! said...

Sleeping in your salad again?

I like Western. It's good stuff.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

People have often told me I had food "somewhere", and I always say, "SO WHAT!"

They never know how to react to that :-)

Melissa Mashburn said...

LMAO too funny! Maybe I will put some on my forehead next week when I got to my counselor and see if she says anything.

Tara Beaulieu said...
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Tara Beaulieu said...

LOL I like the "so what" dude's comment. You should try it. Next time someone mentions something you have on yourself just reply "uh huh, I know". And have fun with their reactions.

Oh and btw, your therapist is fucked up if she couldn't find her way to be brave enough to mention it to you. I mean come on, really? I'd be hell bent if I found out it was plainly visible and NO ONE bothered to tell me about it and just let me walk around like an asshat all damn day. LOL /rant

Cashier said...

lol was your therapist writing in their notebook more than usual today? :-)

Pamela said...

Dude, why didn't your fucking therapist tell you, you had salad dressing on your head? Idiot. Your therapist. Not you. Well, maybe you too. Hahahaha!

Kelly said...

LOL! i am anxiously awaiting the post about HOW you got the salad dressing on your forehead.

Pam said...

Fuck. I should have read this post first. I suck.

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