Friday, February 19, 2010

Today Is My Birthday

I am 28 years old. For the 5th year in a row. Suck it bitches, I’m not getting any older.

Here are some uber fun birthday facts. Just for you.

  • I was born on a Sunday.
  • My birth flower is the Iris, which I never really knew, but find it fitting since the purple Iris is my favorite flower.
  • I am a cusp, which is the imaginary line that separates a pair of consecutive astrological signs.
  • That means I am either Pisces or Aquarius, depending on what horoscope you are reading. So I can be what I want.
  • People say that makes me sound like a Pisces, which is generally the one that fits me best.
  • The #1 song was Stayin’ Alive by The Bee Gees.
  • The #1 movie was Saturday Night Fever.
  • Melissa was the 2nd most popular girl’s name in 1978 (according to the Social Security Administration).
  • There were 3 Melissa Sue’s in my graduating class of just over 300.
  • Jimmy Carter was president.
  • The average cost of a new house was $54,800.00.
  • You could buy a gallon of gas for 63 cents.
  • I was trying to work on this to make it super good, but the fact is
  • I just don’t give a shit right now.
  • I have been sick for a week and should probably make my way to the doctor’s office so I can get some antibiotics.
  • You should see the pretty colors that are coming out of my nose.
  • And damn if my top row of teeth don’t feel like they’re going to fall out.

11 comments:

Jen said...

Happy Birthday! Sorry you feel so crappy. I've been celebrating my 29th birthday for the last 14 years.

Ann said...

Happy Birthday, hope you feel better soon.
Here's another birthday fact for you...Ann was learning how to drive the year you were born...lol

Tara Beaulieu said...

Happy birthday, sugar! Go to bed, stop blogging! :)

Kelly said...

my mother in law will be celebrating the 34th anniversary of her 28th birthday. she will NOT be 62. I will be celebrating the first anniversary of my 28th birthday later this year.

ps. happy birthday!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Hope you can celebrate even though you feel bad.

EmcogNEATO! said...

Happy mother-fuckin' birthday, girlfriend! I will search for cake in your honor.

Becki said...

Sorry you're sick on your birthday! Hope you get to celebrate when you're feeling better :)

Jenn said...

I'm stuck on 29 FOREVER. Don't sweat the small stuff.

Melissa Mashburn said...

My birthday was on the 19th too! How Exciting! Not only did I turn 40, I spent my birthday in the hospital.

I have been here since Thursday and will get to spend the weekend here. Not sure how much longer after the weekend I will be stuck here.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Awwwww, so sorry you have the creeping mahungus. Maybe celebrate your birthday later when you feel better.

Oh - and you don't a day over 3 or 4 years older than 28. Seriously.

Lori said...

Happy Birthday! Same age as me. Now get thee to a doctor!!

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