Today Is My Birthday

I am 28 years old. For the 5th year in a row. Suck it bitches, I’m not getting any older.

Here are some uber fun birthday facts. Just for you.

• I was born on a Sunday.
• My birth flower is the Iris, which I never really knew, but find it fitting since the purple Iris is my favorite flower.
• I am a cusp, which is the imaginary line that separates a pair of consecutive astrological signs.
• That means I am either Pisces or Aquarius, depending on what horoscope you are reading. So I can be what I want.
• People say that makes me sound like a Pisces, which is generally the one that fits me best.
• The #1 song was Stayin’ Alive by The Bee Gees.
• The #1 movie was Saturday Night Fever.
• Melissa was the 2nd most popular girl’s name in 1978 (according to the Social Security Administration).
• There were 3 Melissa Sue’s in my graduating class of just over 300.
• Jimmy Carter was president.
• The average cost of a new house was $54,800.00.
• You could buy a gallon of gas for 63 cents.
• I was trying to work on this to make it super good, but the fact is
• I just don’t give a shit right now.
• I have been sick for a week and should probably make my way to the doctor’s office so I can get some antibiotics.
• You should see the pretty colors that are coming out of my nose.
• And damn if my top row of teeth don’t feel like they’re going to fall out.