Yes. The bitch is totally on the couch where she doesn’t belong.
Yes. She is on my side, on one of my pillows.
Yes. She is turning her head away from me, so she can ignore me and NOT have to get off the couch.
Yes. There is dog fur all over the couch, even though said mutts are not allowed on the couch.
Yes. That little spot to the left of the couch on the carpeting was chewed off by one of the other dogs, Bogey.
Does that make him a carpet muncher?
Yes. Forget I ever said that. Especially in reference to a dog.