Her: Hey, how ya doin?
Me: Okay. You?
Her: Pretty good. What’s wrong? You sound funny.
Me: Oh, I’m sad cause my good friend hardly ever talks to me since she got her new boyfriend.
Her: Yeah, boys have a way of doing that to girls.
Me: I think that ----
Her: Well, my husband is calling me. I have to go.
Why the hell do I even bother?
I shit you not, this is a true story.